Hello my lovely readers. As you all may or may not know, I work at the Real Canadian Superstore (the company being Lob Law) that sells the most milk than all the Lob Law stores (Superstore, Save On, etc.) in all of Canada. Sure, keeps me busy, but fucking hell, what the fuck?!

I sell, on average, 2000-3000 4 liter jugs of milk a day... O_O My job consists of replenishing the supply of milk as it goes down, which is pretty well every five minutes. I live in North Delta. The majority of it's people? East Indians. What do East Indians use alot of? That's right. Milk. I hadn't known what I was getting myself into when I took this job. And wanna know what's even better? I worked the entire Dairy department by myself on my shifts for the first three months. XD That is until I began to bitch. :3

Now here where it begins to annoyify me. Humans are fucking pigs about things. >_< It's not enough to just lightly push the empty crates back a bit, but they insist on fucking picking them up and fucking throwing them back most of the time, making a huge fucking mess and getting fucking crates in my way as I try to refill things. >_< Sometimes they don't do anything but have a fucking death grip on the empty fucking crate and refuse to let go until they've finished taking all the milk out of the crate next to it, making me fucking fall behind. Humans have actually told me to back off because they we weren't fucking finished with it, even though all they do is hold it. XD Then there's the humans who will go out of their way to move four or five crates full of milk back, or put them on the floor, just to get at milk that has the same date as the ones they moved that's behind or underneath the one's they moved and they fucking leave the ones they moved, so I end up having to walk all the way around the fucking store so I can get the milk they left there and put it back where it belongs. That's when I notice a shit ton of perfectly good fucking milk on the ledges, hidden from my view when I'm in the cooler, that humans have ignorantly left sitting there when they could have put it back in the fucking crate right above it. >_< Humans also seem to have an undying hatred of anything different. Like when a milk jug has a small imperfection, such as a small dent or the tag is worn just a bit, they, by all means, refuse to take that jug of milk. I especially hate it when they take milk from one end (for example, Homo Milk being on one far end) and put it somewhere where it doesn't belong (for example, the skim milk, which is on the opposite side). It gets especially bad when they put milk in a different area, and the crate that it came from was the one right beside where they placed it (for example, taking a couple 2% milks and placing them in the 1% side right beside it). There's also some pretty fucking stupid ones out there. This a duel rant here. Some humans will wait until a crate is empty, so when I take the empty crate, they actually rush in like rabid animals to flesh, to either attack the fucking milk below the crate or the 'new' milk I replace it with. When they also see me taking empty crates and replacing them with filled ones, they don't seem to catch on to the fact that I'm constantly putting on new crates to replace the empty ones, so when they rush in and grab milk and before I have the chance to fucking react, I've ended up dropping a heavy crate of milk on their hands. I mean, they're fucking standing there watching me replace the milk RIGHT after I take out the empty crate, but it seems beyond their comprehension. Idiots. Every last one. So, with selling of so much milk, it's expected that I might run out of milk, right? Apparently we're not allowed to run out of stock, because being a huge grocery/department store, we gotta have an infinite amount of stock, right? PFFT. That's the best part of the job though. Disappointing people who had their hearts set on certain stock. Cruel, I know, but it's a small form of indirect revenge. But yes, my point is, humans are pigs. Humans are assholes. Humans are ignorant. Humans are fucking retarded. I must say, even though it blows, I really do enjoy working with some of the humans I work with. They make it bearable. XD

Anywhore and a half, I must take my leave.

Farewell and happy nightmares! <3




~ Tragedy Nightshade